Wrote this instead of calling...
Alisa (Uh-lease-uh).
California.
Kid at heart. Adult by body.
Music is my medicine.

Seriously, don’t touch my shit. It’s MY shit not YOUR shit. MY shit!!

My cousins are going to a pirates game…in the box and I’m babysitting their kids.

Hearing someone say I wish football didn’t exist makes my serial killer tendencies come out!

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